In this post, We rounded up top 30 funny quotes & sayings about love. Love is not only about romantic line, cute messages; sometimes you can impress your love by share with them the funny love quotes bellow. Check them out & have fun!
Funny Love Quotes & Sayings
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. -Oscar Wilde
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time. -Honore de Balzac
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. -Richard Jeni
When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. – Richard Lewis
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? -Jean Illsley Clarke
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock. – Jewish Proverb
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. -Jules Renard
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. -Socrates
My mind works for 24 hours,365 days from my birth to until I fall in love.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. —
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Funny quotes about love with picture
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. – Jacques Deval
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I’d just love to punch right in the face!
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. – Hussein Nishah
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. -G.K. Chesterton
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. -Woody Allen
Hope you like these funny quotes about love.