Best birthday quotes for you. Birthday is one of memorable day, they will receive all the best birthday wishes from family, friends and other relationships. This page collects 20 Best Quotations and SayingImages about Birthday.
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Funny Birthday Quotations
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – By Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.
Grow old along with me the best is yet to be. – Shakespeare
Forget the fact that you are aging, and let us start celebrating! Happy birthday!
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. – By Unknown Author
Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. – Mark Twain
The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
There are two great days in a person’s life – the day we are born and the day we discover why.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
Funny Quotes about Birthday
Happy birthday. I did not know what to get you for your birthday. ‘Cause at your age it usually depends.
I am just here for the cake. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday. It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional – Chili Davis
I am not getting old, I am getting better.
I still got it at 60. I just can’t seem to remember what “it” is.
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