Recently, there are many movies that you can watch on television, at the cinema or on the Internet. Following this, you might see many Funny Quotes That Might Make You laugh and feel comfortable beside the stress of daily life.
This page shows collection of more than 20 Funny Movie Quotes. Hope you will like them!
– You actually were telling the truth
– I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
Funny Movies Quotations
“Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin’ like this – and totally redeem yourself! Ha Ha!” – Dumb & Dumber (1994)
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” — Conan the Barbarian
Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe twenty million dollars. – The Dictator (2012)
“Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” – Annie Hall (1977)
“Guns are for show. Knives are for pros.” – Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
“I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.” – Sixteen Candles
We’re looking at some sort of mental Hunger Games against a bunch of genius kids for just like a handful of jobs. – The Internship (2013)
“All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’.” – Chasing Amy
“I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.” – Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor. – Sholom Aleichem
“Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.” – Edgar Allan Poe
“A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.” – Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book
“Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.” – Jeannette Walls, The Glass Castle
Funny Movies Photo Quotes and Saying Images
Oh no, she was churning butter on the wing, she is out there right now.
I make up a new dance move. It’s called the “move on with your life”.
No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In face, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulation, you’re stupid in three languages.
– So, what did you do at school today?
– Well. I broke in my purple clogs.
I will miss your lips and everything attached to them.
– You know what I used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine. You know what I used to eat for lunch? Cocaine.
– What’s you have for dinner? Was it cocaine?
You met me at a very strange time in my life
The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
– Remember in middle school when me and you worshipped the devil for like two weeks?
– That was my best two weeks of my life.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up. but a comedy in long-shot.
Hope these above quotes will be useful to Help You Relax and Feel Funny in daily life.