Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old friday quotes, friday sayings, and friday proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.
It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over..
For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check.
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
It’s Friday…any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Frida.
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.
Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?
Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, it’s just the thing that’s blocking friday.
If you’re playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.
Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s ‘Friday Night’ Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’
Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, It’s you.
I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
It’s Friday! I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.
It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind’s untidy. You’ve had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You’re sunk from a riot of relaxation._
There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone–many of whom are bored out of their minds. All day long. Not for nothing is their motto TGIF — ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.
Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting._
Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?