We shares the most funny birthday quotes & birthday wishes, let’s send these funny happy birthday quotation & messages to the one you loved 🙂
Funny Birthday Quotes
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. – R. C. Ferguson
Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream. – Greg Evans
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – Bob Hope
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – By Malcolm Cowley
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. – Sir Norman Wisdom
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? – Bobby Kelton
Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen. – Jim Gaffigan
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – Robert Southey
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – E. Joseph Cossman
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do. For the second half, they tell you what you should have done.�? ~ Richard Needham
Funny Birthday Wishes & Messages
On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.
Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!
I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,�? but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.�?
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.
You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, “My goodness, you never seem to age.�? Well, I’m not one of them. Happy birthday, old fart!
On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!
We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
Hope you like these funny birthday quotes & wishes.