You’ve probably gone through a bad breakup, a dry spell, or even just straight up never found anyone. It sucks. Well, it sucks when it happens to you. Seeing it happen to total strangers on the internet…not so bad! Take a break from swiping on Tinder to look at these walking Elliot Smith songs.
1. This sad mechanic works on cars, and himself.
2. I. Feel. Nothing.
3. Considering the direction porn is headed these days maybe that’s not so bad.
4. Wow I’ve never seen a pigeon look uncomfortable.
5. Technically not empty inside.
6. Is he going to eat that other sandwich though?
7. Eh, just drink out of the bottle.
8. Table for one.
9. This pillow has seen some things. Pretty sure it’s screaming with its eyes.
10. At least he’s…uh…creative?
11. Required reading for breakups.
12. Ok cool. Fine. Great.
13. Booze and cake and you don’t have to share? Cheer up!
14. I hope this wasn’t a “hold my beer” situation.
15. When you spend all of your hours getting good at drawing and have none left to find a date.
16. Incompatibility on two levels.
17. At least you can’t get any lower if you drink on the floor. Life hack?
18. TBH seems like a nice night.
19. How did we pretend to be fine before phones?
20. New year, new me…starting tomorrow.
21. Waiting for a relation-ship?
22. Oh, buddy. No.
23. This just seems like poor planning. Rude.
24. When you have to keep up appearances on social media.
25. This actually helps.
26. The moment the dog realized maybe he wasn’t rescued.
27. At least no one driving by can see you being alone?
28. Those abs though.
29. A loneliness sandwich.
30. I mean yeah, pretty much.
31. They seem happy, so why does it make me so sad?
32. Whatever gets you through the day.
33. When they left like 30 seconds ago but you have no concept of time.
34. His face says it all.
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