White House Sends Patriots Shipment of Performance Enhancing Water Prior to Super Bowl

The recently released “Life Water”, Vita Acqua has taken the health and wellness industry by storm over the past few weeks after the water was proven to slow the signs of aging and increase physical stamina.  Being labelled a “performance enhancer“, the small Swiss company, credited with identifying the water completely sold out of the product within 23 minutes of launch this past Sunday.

According to an anonymous source familiar with the Patriots organization, a large shipment of the water was sent to the Patriots locker room from an unusual source, someone within the White House.  It is no secret that President Trump is a fan of both New England quarterback Tom Brady as well as coach Bill Belichick.  Both men supported Trump in his bid for the Presidency.

For his part, Tom Brady comes into the game with a chip on his shoulder after serving a four game suspension earlier in the year for his part in last seasons “Deflategate”.  The Patriot organization has a long history of “bending the rules” and critics of the team suggest the “Life Water” move is par for the course.

Super Bowl LI will kick off Sunday, February 5th at 6:30 EST from NRG Stadium in Houston.  The game features two high scoring offenses and will pit the defending champion New England Patriots against the Atlanta Falcons.  The Falcons are chasing their first ever Super Bowl win after failing in their only previous appearance to the Denver Broncos.

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