20 Sweet and Funny Donut Quotes

Let’s celebrate National Donuts Day with these funny donut quotes.

Who loves donuts? We do. Everybody does! Think of all the scrumptious goodness as you bite into our sweet and funny donut quotes.

Be sweet and honest always, but for God’s sake don’t eat my doughnuts! – Emma Bunton

Mmmmmm…doughnuts. – Homer Simpson

Life’s too short for whole wheat donuts.

I DONUT know what I’d do without you

Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? – Matt Groening

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy donuts. And that’s kind of the same thing.

Donut ever let me go.

After exercising I always eat donuts. Just kidding! I don’t exercise.

The only circle of trust you should have is a donut.

Man doesn’t live by coffee alone… have a donut!

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”

Sometimes I feel empty inside.

To find inner peace search deep inside yourself. Is there a donut there? If not, take corrective action.

Donuts. An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.

I wanna steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase because it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news.

You are the sprinkles on my donut.

The closest I’ll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen.

As you ramble on through life, whatever be your goal keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.

Donuts make life a little bit sweeter.

I love you to the donuts and back.

Share these pinnable donut quotes to your friends and be an instant hit! At the least, you’ll be having your friends craving for a gooey donut!